I almost cried watching the Miss USA contestants address whether evolution should be taught in schools. The predominant answer are "No!" and "Children should be exposed to all belief systems and theories about how life arose." Because, of course, "Students should be knowledged about different options."
Why teach only two sides of the creation story? The world may have hatched out of an egg! So I guess biology class will soon become mythology class.
Personal favorites: California, Indiana, Kentucky, Maryland, Nevada (OK, I kind of <3 New Mexico!), and what is Miss Washington even saying?
Note: Candidates are in alphabetical order by state if you want to hit the highlights.
After you've seen all you can stomach of the first video, watch the parody!